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Excuse me if I sound like the Mad Rapper a la Life After Death, but Floyd Mayweather's outlandish spending habits got me hot. The self-proclaimed "Half a Billion Dollar Man" is no stranger to going super extra with his money. And for good reason: When you're consistently one of the highest-paid celebrities every year, raking in hundreds of millions of dollars (his estimated net worth is a whopping $650 million OF THEM THANGS), there ain't a 'nere nobody that can tell you what to do with your hard-earned cash. Yesterday, we learned that he spends upwards of $10k a month for bald fades, in addition to all the times we've seen him drop a couple mil on blindingly gaudy jewelry, or tens of millions on super exotic cars with names that sound completely made up.
Money Mayweather has mentioned that he will be making around seven figures every month from here on out due to smart investments; so, even if you did the math on what he's actually spending—the publicly-announced, luxury goods he throws in our little plebeian faces—it's probably coming back two-fold. We did the math for you anyway, because we are masochists who love to feel that sweet, sweet emotional dire of knowing our money won't ever be up like Floyd's. And remember: This is just the stuff we know about from the past 12 months, and it doesn't include real estate, or—ahem—entertainment.
Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita
Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita
Price: $4,800,000
Bank Account: $645,200,000
Floyd has so much money he's buying exotic cars with names no one can pronounce.
Hublot Black Caviar Bang Watch
Hublot Black Caviar Bang Watch
Price: $1,100,000
Bank Account: $644,100,000
HE HAS TWO OF THESE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Someone get me a cold towel, please.
Haircuts
Haircuts
Price: $120,000/year
Bank Account: $643,980,000
Ew, barbershops? With the plebs? HARD PASS.
Hermés Bags
Hermés Bags
Price: $400,000
Bank Account: $643,580,000
This one is great because of how reckless the comments in his IG post were. If you don't want to be called every name under the sun, DO NOT purchase numerous, big ass men's Hermés bags.
Two Bugattis
Two Bugattis
Price: $6,500,000
Bank Account: $637,080,000
This one actually did a bit of work on the ol' bank account, but he was actually resourceful as he ended up selling one of his older, less desirable Bugattis to make room for a 2015 Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse and 2017 Bugatti Chiron, which he should be receiving any day now. Good riddance!
Rolls Royce Phantom
Rolls Royce Phantom
Price: $550,000
Bank Account: $636,530,000
Sometimes, you gotta treat your boo thang to a lil' sumsum, too, right? Well this Phantom costs 550 sumsums, according to TMZ. *Clutches chest* My heart.
Jewelry
Jewelry
Price: $10,000,000
Bank Account: $626,530,000
Floyd loves his jewelry, so spending upwards of $10 million during one visit for a ring and a necklace isn't farfetched in Floyd Mayweather terms. With that said, spending $10 million during one visit for a ring and a necklace should make us regular citizens question all we know in life.
Mercedes C450 AMG
Mercedes C450 AMG
Price: $50,000
Bank Account: $626,480,000
I'm actually a little disappointed by this purchase. A mere $50k Benzo for the kid? Does his son not deserve more???
Christin Louboutin Sneakers
Christin Louboutin Sneakers
Price: approx. $12,000
Bank Account: $626,468,000
This is PURELY speculative, considering we have no idea which shoes he actually bought, but we'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he spared no expense and went with 12 of the gaudiest of the gaudy options. Would he be Floyd “Money” Mayweather if he hadn't?
Mr. Flawless Chain
Mr. Flawless Chain
Price: approx. $250,000
Bank Account: $626,218,000
I have questions. What I'm trying to figure out is how this thing keeps from choking him if there's no lock. It's heavy, so if those two weighted lions (which TMZ prices out at $250,000, chain included) drop, do we risk losing the national treasure that is Floyd?
So, there you have it, folks. Floyd Mayweather has spent AT LEAST $23,782,000 on frivolous shit we probably aren't even allowed to look at, and still has over $626 million more lying around. Congratulations: Your life is officially trash.